Eight-year-old Leo was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday School.
“Well, Mom, Our teacher told us how God sent Moses BEHIND ENEMY LINES on a rescue mission to lead the Israelite’s out of Egypt. When he got to Red sea, he had his army build a pontoon bridge and all the people walked across safely. Then, he radioed headquarters for reinforcements. They sent bombers to blow up the bridge and all the Israelite’s were saved.”
Now Leo, Is that really what your teacher taught you?” His mother asked.
“Well, No, Mom. But..if I told it the way the teacher did, you’d never believe it!”